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Title:
Nothing Up My Sleeve
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Live Magic Show
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Description:
Lady magician bares all on stage in
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Title:
"The Trailer for "Zwartboek" "
Category:
Movie Trailer
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to run off with your mother's sister.
Assassination (n): an arrangement to meet a donkey.
Baptist (n): a junior hamburger chef.
Basket (n): a short nap in the sun.
Circumstantial (n): circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade (n): fizzy enema.
Defence (n): something to sit on for people who can't
make up their minds.
Diarrhoea (n) a very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (n): hilariously shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (v): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion (n): Princess of Wales' version of the events
that led to her divorce.
Dumpling (n): small lump of excrement.
Gastronome (n): small person prone to excess wind.
Harbinger (n): hard drinker.
Hatchet (n): small, bird droppings that fall from the
sky.
Headband (n): top of the bill at a rock concert.
Hormone (n): the sound a prostitute makes when she's not
been paid.
Hobnob (n): cooking accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe (n): strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (n: women who regularly arrive late for
appointments.
Induction (n): induced labour in a duck.
Innuendo (n): Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (n): person who has wet themselves all
over the world.
Labiate (v): perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (v): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (n): male who has trouble getting an erection.
Mantrap (n): sexual favour used by women to obtain money
from men.
Mastiff (n): mass erections induced by watching
pornography.
Menopause (n): break in conversation to allow men to get
a word in edgeways.
Minjita (n) (slang): an Indian lesbian.
Misfit (n): an attractive young woman.
Mislay (n): a brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Morbific (n): excessively violent.
Multilingual (n): engaging in cunnilingus with multiple
partners.
Negligent (n): cross-dresser.
Ostentatious: make and model of a pre-war British luxury
car.
Outage (n): process of exposing a Gay politician.
Portent (n): The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda (n): a wooden support for one-legged male
geese.
Rapscallion (n): Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude (n): Precise angle at which a rectal
thermometer should be inserted.
Reflex (v): renew wiring to an electrical appliance.
Skulduggery (n): archaeological excavation.
Snuff box (n): slang term for a coffin.
Testator (n): a male who is constantly adjusting his
genitalia.
Titillate (n): delayed onset of female puberty.
Titular (n & adj): busty woman.
Vagrant: (n): confused insect.
Willy-nilly (n): male who continually catches their
penis in their zipper.
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Fat Campus
hosts over 50 games on our
site that you can play for free - no login required and
no time limits! And if that's not enough we have links
to hundreds of free online games
here.
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The angel lost
his feathers as he fell through a hole in the clouds.
He is stranded in a wooden sky land. He needs to
collect his feathers so he can fly back to heaven.
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Blob Farm |
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You are
Big Brother to the carefree Blobs. You must keep them
from the many dangers that threaten their existence.
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We added more
than 40 new funny pictures to our "SILLYPICS" file like
the one on the right. To see them all just click on
this link and get a laugh or
two.
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Every day we
get sent or find funny, amusing, newsworthy,
informative, quirky and cool links so we decided to put
them here
for your surfing pleasure. These eclectic links include
topics like
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Movie sites
for new and upcoming releases.
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Articles on
the latest in science and technology.
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Funny things
in the news.
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News of note
from colleges and universities.
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Unusual
websites and web content.
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Whatever else
we find that captivates our interest or sense of
whimsy!
To submit a
link
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Fat Campus Featured Content |
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| College
Radio - Our collection of college radio stations
are owned by the colleges or universities which they
service. These are not the NPR affiliates staffed and
programmed by professionals. Instead these are the low
powered stations DJ'd and programmed by students. The
are an eclectic mix with music running the gamut from
alternative to urban contemporary and every genre in
between. We have links to the stations and webcasts.
Fat Campus Comics -We
are pleased to offer the imaginative artwork of Yul
Tolbert to our visitors at Fat Campus.
Credit Cards for College
Students - Chase, Citibank and Discover all have
credit cards tailored specifically to the needs of
college students. These cards offer many of the perks
associated with premium consumer cards such as
rewards, no annual fees and online banking services.
Deals,
sales, coupons and special buys
- Our partner merchants often have sales and
sometimes they give us occasional exclusive coupons to
offer our visitors. Everyone wants a deal and so we
offer these specials for your consideration. Most of
these offers are time sensitive, and some are only
good for a limited amount of items. All offers are
subject to cancellation at any time.
Fan Stores
- gear from your favorite college or university.
The Items include: banners, bathroom sets, bedrests,
bed skirts, blankets, car mats & flags, chairs,
clocks, comforters, coolers, diploma holders, flags,
hats, helmets, pillows, rugs, shirts, wallpaper,
watches and more.
Funny Pictures - Our collection
of pictures that we found while exploring the internet
brought smiles, groans, oh wows or the occasional wtf.
We copied them and stuck them up here for your viewing
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Choosing
a Major - Your choice of a
major is an important decision. It has both long and
short term consequences that should be examined
carefully in the decision making progress. Not only
will your major play a role in your ultimate career
path, it also most immediately determines how you
interact with your college or university as well as
your intellectual development.
Citing Material From the Internet
- material found on the internet has it's own unique
difficulties when it comes to using it as a source for
a research paper. Our step by step guide helps to
clear up the ambiguities.
Making Classroom Presentations
- Some classes require that you
give a presentation as a part of classroom
participation or sometimes for extra credit. This can
be intimidating and even frightening to some students,
especially those who are not experienced in public
speaking. We have collected the best information we
could find on the subject, distilled it, added tactics
garnered from our own experience and present it to
you.
Directives and Terms Used in Writing and Test Taking
- Some words are "directives"
used by instructors when they want you to to answer a
question, prepare a report or write a paper in a
particular way. Knowing the definitions of these
directives and then presenting the information asked
for in the correct way will help to insure that you
get the grade that your hard work deserves.
Instructor Relations -
Getting along with your instructor can have benefits
both in and out of the classroom.
Reading Difficult Material -
It's bound to happen at one time or another. Your
instructor assigns a text that is so dense, poorly
written or follows a train of logic that you never got
on. You know that there is information in there that
is important to the subject. You will be required to
discuss it in class, write about it in a paper or,
heaven forbid, understand it well enough to deal with
it on an exam. With that in mind, we have constructed
this step by step guide to help you make sense of
difficult material.
Using the Scientific Method
- The scientific method is a process for forming and
testing solutions to problems, or theorizing about how
or why things work. It tries to reduce the influence
of "faith" or bias or prejudice of the experimenter so
that the process is valid anywhere in our world.
Studying Advice -
To make the your academic experience rewarding in
terms of knowledge gained and grades received, it’s
necessary to spend time studying. In collegiate life
nothing is handed to you on a platter. If you want
academic success it is necessary to get it on your
own. Our guide to studying is designed to help you
with that pursuit.
Successful Student Habits
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10 habits most successful students have. How many do
you have?
Test
Taking Strategies - For
multiple choice, essay and true false tests.
Writing a Paper
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You have a paper to
write. It doesn’t matter how many pages it is or what
the topic is, the basics are always the same.
Writing a Thesis Statement -
In most cases the essay or paper you will write for a
college level course will require a thesis statement.
In fact the thesis statement is the foundation of a
quality essay and a necessary component for receiving
the best grade possible. |
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Fat Campus is
committed to researching, identifying and providing the
highest quality resources for all aspects of the
collegiate experience. We offer good, solid, useful
advice in a number of academic related areas like
writing papers, test taking and studying. We have fun
things to do - over 100 viral videos to look at and get
a chuckle - more than 40 free online games to play -
funny pictures to look at and more. We offer over 40
collections of apparel to keep you looking good around
campus and beyond. We have fan stores for 80 NCAA
schools. And then there's more.... We hope that you find
your time here useful and enjoyable. Please tell your
friends about us, bookmark our site and return often.
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