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the internet. They brought us smiles, groans, wows and the
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galleries for your viewing pleasure.
In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a
big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and
you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to
realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and
he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship
with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the
entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!"
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked
the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course.
What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's
electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is
unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love
to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When
they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to
declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do
you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a
marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said,
"Go ahead, Father." "Next."
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a Major - Your choice of a
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short term consequences that should be examined
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will your major play a role in your ultimate career
path, it also most immediately determines how you
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your intellectual development.
Citing Material From the Internet
- material found on the internet has it's own unique
difficulties when it comes to using it as a source for
a research paper. Our step by step guide helps to
clear up the ambiguities.
Making Classroom Presentations
- Some classes require that you
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be intimidating and even frightening to some students,
especially those who are not experienced in public
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could find on the subject, distilled it, added tactics
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Directives and Terms Used in Writing and Test Taking - Some words are "directives"
used by instructors when they want you to to answer a
question, prepare a report or write a paper in a
particular way. Knowing the definitions of these
directives and then presenting the information asked
for in the correct way will help to insure that you
get the grade that your hard work deserves.
Instructor Relations -
Getting along with your instructor can have benefits
both in and out of the classroom.
Reading Difficult Material -
It's bound to happen at one time or another. Your
instructor assigns a text that is so dense, poorly
written or follows a train of logic that you never got
on. You know that there is information in there that
is important to the subject. You will be required to
discuss it in class, write about it in a paper or,
heaven forbid, understand it well enough to deal with
it on an exam. With that in mind, we have constructed
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Using the Scientific Method
- The scientific method is a process for forming and
testing solutions to problems, or theorizing about how
or why things work. It tries to reduce the influence
of "faith" or bias or prejudice of the experimenter so
that the process is valid anywhere in our world.
Studying Advice -
Student Loan Consolidation
Congress set up the Consolidation Loans Programs to
allow student loan borrowers to combine their loans
into a single new loan with flexible repayment and
extended loan repayment features.
You have a paper to
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Writing a Thesis Statement -
In most cases the essay or paper you will write for a
college level course will require a thesis statement.
In fact the thesis statement is the foundation of a
quality essay and a necessary component for receiving
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